X-Bender: Ah crap, I'm some sort of robot!
X-Bender: Ahhh, functional.
X-Bender: Alright! Closure!
X-Bender: And I bet it's gonna get a lot more confusing.
X-Bender: An upgrade? I thought we all agreed I was perfect.
X-Bender: Are you familiar with the old robot saying "does not compute"?
X-Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
X-Bender: Aw, this bends!
X-Bender: Bender knows when to use finesse.
X-Bender: Bender's a genius!
X-Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
X-Bender: Boy, were we suckers!
X-Bender: Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?
X-Bender: But-- those girls don't wear cases! You can see their bare circuits!
X-Bender: Care to contribute to the Anti-Mugging-You Fund?
X-Bender: Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy -- THAT'S funny.
X-Bender: Crippling pain? That's not covered by my insurance fraud.
X-Bender: Curse my natural showmanship!
X-Bender: Curse you, merciful Poseidon!
X-Bender: Down with Bender!
X-Bender: Emotions are dumb and should be hated.
X-Bender: Farewell, big blue ball of idiots!
X-Bender: Fathero!
X-Bender: Float like a floatbox, sting like an automatic stingin' machine.
X-Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had ... you're the first.
X-Bender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink.
X-Bender: Hey Fry, I'm steering with my ass!
X-Bender: Hooray, we don't have to do anything!
X-Bender: I am a hideous triumph of form and function.
X-Bender: I choose to not understand these signs!
X-Bender: I hate people who love me. And they hate me.
X-Bender: I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
X-Bender: I'm an outdated piece of junk.
X-Bender: I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.
X-Bender: I'm one of those lazy, homeless bums I've been hearing about.
X-Bender: I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
X-Bender: I'm tired of this room and everyone in it!
X-Bender: In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
X-Bender: I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.
X-Bender: I only speak enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.
X-Bender: I've gone too far! Who does that guy think I am?
X-Bender: Let's commence preparations for rumbling!
X-Bender: Lick my frozen, metal ass!
X-Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
X-Bender: Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
X-Bender: Listen up, cause I got a climactic speech.
X-Bender: My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
X-Bender: My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless.
X-Bender: nogoodlawsprotectingtheinnocent--
X-Bender: Nothing like a warm fire and a super-soaker of fine cognac.
X-Bender: Now that's hospital dancing.
X-Bender: Oh no! Not the magnet!
X-Bender: Oh, so, just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans that makes him a radical?
X-Bender: OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.
X-Bender: Professor! Make a woman out of me!
X-Bender: Senseless death! The folk singer's best friend!
X-Bender: Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!
X-Bender: Since I love you all so much, I'd like to give everyone hugs.
X-Bender: Stop doing the right thing, you jerk!
X-Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws!
X-Bender: That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector.
X-Bender: The laws of science be a harsh mistress.
X-Bender: The modern world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!
X-Bender: There! That oughtta convert a few tailgaters.
X-Bender: The sparks keep me warm.
X-Bender: They're tormenting me with uptempo singing and dancing!
X-Bender: This guy's not making any sense. Can I kill him? Please?
X-Bender: Try this, kids at home!
X-Bender: Wait! My cheating unit malfunctioned! You gotta give me a do-over!
X-Bender: Want me to smack the corpse around a little?
X-Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
X-Bender: We're both expressible as the sum of two cubes!
X-Bender: Whaddya say, folks? Hot or not?
X-Bender: When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?
X-Bender: Whoever's directing this is a master of suspense!
X-Bender: Why would God think in binary?
X-Bender: Woohoo, I'm popular!
X-Bender: Would we have donkeys?
X-Bender: Yes! I got the most! I win X-Mas!
X-Bender: You can't count on God for jack! He pretty much told me so himself.
X-Bender: You just lost five dollars.
X-Fry: But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world.
X-Fry: Can I pull up my pants now?
X-Fry: Existing is basically all I do!
X-Fry: Hardy Boys: too easy. Nancy Drew: too hard!
X-Fry: Hey look, it's that guy you are!
X-Fry: Hooray, we don't have to do anything!
X-Fry: How about me? I'm human, and I've always wanted to see the future!
X-Fry: How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?
X-Fry: I can burp the alphabet. A, B, D ... no, wait ...
X-Fry: I did it! And it's all thanks to the books at my local library.
X-Fry: I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
X-Fry: I have more important things to do today than laugh and clap my hands.
X-Fry: I haven't had time off since I was twenty-one through twenty-four.
X-Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do.
X-Fry: I'm going to continue never washing this cheek again.
X-Fry: I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
X-Fry: I'm literally angry with rage!
X-Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffeinated bacon?
X-Fry: I'm not a robot like you -- I don't like having disks crammed into me. Unless they're Oreos. And then only in the mouth.
X-Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
X-Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
X-Fry: It's all there, in the macaroni.
X-Fry: It's a widely-believed fact!
X-Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
X-Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing.
X-Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
X-Fry: Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
X-Fry: My hands! My horrible, human hands!
X-Fry: No, no, I was just picking my nose.
X-Fry: People said I was dumb but I proved them!
X-Fry: Please, Mr. Nixon! We're appealing to your sense of decency!
X-Fry: Prepare to be thought at!
X-Fry: Robots don't go to heaven.
X-Fry: Stop abducting me!
X-Fry: Sweet justice! Sweet, juicy justice!
X-Fry: That doesn't look like an "L", unless you count lower case.
X-Fry: That's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre: World's Blankiest Blank.
X-Fry: The butter in my pocket is melting!
X-Fry: The less fortunate get all the breaks!
X-Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know.
X-Fry: There's a political debate on. Quick, change the channel!
X-Fry: These new hands are great. I'm gonna break them in tonight.
X-Fry: The spoon's in the foot powder.
X-Fry: They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.
X-Fry: What kind of bozos would start a Bender protest group?
X-Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?
X-Fry: Why use my own legs like an idiot when I can use a Chickenwalker?
X-Fry: You'll barely regret this.
X-Fry: You mean Bender is the evil Bender? I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.
X-Hermes: Without my body, I'm a nobody.
X-Leela: Do you have idiots on your planet?
X-Leela: He opened up relations with China. He doesn't want to hear about your ding-dong.
X-Leela: I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax.
X-Leela: My old life wasn't as glamorous as my webpage made it look.
X-Leela: No, Leela will show you out.
X-Leela: There's a political debate on. Quick, change the channel!
X-Leela: This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
X-Leela: This toads the wet sprocket.
X-Leela: This wangs chung.
X-Leela: You did the best you could, I guess, and some of these gorillas are okay.